French translation, anyone?

I have some lyrics I'd love to have translated, and as you can imagine, online translators make a pretty fair mess of things. (One line was translated as And on my horse-gear, which I doubt is what it actually means. hahaha!)

Can anyone help? Or know of someone who can help me out?

It's not a big deal, I'm considering putting them on a banner, but I'd like to know what it means, you know? I don't really want to put something up that will make anyone who speaks French do a spit-take. :D